Bastards Stole Ma' Bike!
Just recently finished building my RecycloBurningManGroceryGetter bike, and what happens today?
Somebody stole it!
It's enough to make baby jesus cry.
It was a real work of art, completely recycled. The only thing that I had purchased new was the paint.
A lot of people didn't like it, but they just don't understand, I loved it.
May the thief rot in hell (all thieves for that matter)!